Not All Cops Are Heroes: Deal With It!

Not all cops are bad and grab their dicks while shooting black teenagers. Likewise, not all doctors cut off the wrong limb during amputation surgeries. However, when you have a fuck-up for a doctor, he will probably face a lawsuit and lose his license; end of story. And you probably don’t see national public outrage about it. That doesn’t seem to be the case for fuck-up cops though, and yet they’re shocked…SHOCKED when there’s public outrage about them fucking up without being held accountable. Recently another cop, Lisa Mearkle, got away with murder and spoiler alert, she was acquitted. (Side note: This time the victim was a white man, so the #AllLivesMatter dipshits are speechless.)

What baffles me, are the people that come to the defense of these assholes who abuse their power. I don’t understand the line of reasoning that if you believe a cop should be accountable for their actions, you somehow hate all cops. Why is everything so black and white for you tunnel-visioned morons? It’s not like despising cops who abuse their power means we want to round them all up into camps and detain them indefinitely. That was so 1940s, and we only reserve that level of extreme ignorance for whatever flavor of the human race we’re feeling xenophobic for at the moment; not our dear hero cops. Those of us who can see things for what they are, realize that not every cop in the USA is an evil villain. But, when they are bad, and they DO commit crimes, why can’t they be held accountable like anyone else? Let me repeat that question for emphasis, and PLEASE give me a specific answer:

When a cop commits a crime, why can’t he or she be held accountable like everyone else?

I’m waiting in suspense to find out why I’m the liberal asshole who wants to turn the USA into socialist f–….f–….FUCKING FRANCE because I think justice should be served to those who commit crimes against other humans.

I’m sure those who disagree with me have a list of stupid rebuttals lined up to deflect from my question, so I have addressed them below:


“Why does the media always have to make cops out to be the bad guys? Why doesn’t the LIBERAL media ever focus on the cop who bought the homeless man a hot dog in Who-Gives-A-Fuck, USA?”

Probably for the same reason why a cop would focus on the armed robber of a convenience store rather than the dude who threw his change into the give a penny take a penny tray. One is a problem that needs a solution, the other is not. Get it?

“Now, any time a cop justifiably uses force, he has to worry about social justice warriors on the internet getting him fired.” 

Or…..Maybe he only has to worry about getting fired when video taped using excessive force. I love how it’s somehow the “libtards” on social media’s fault for giving cops a bad reputation when a cop is caught on video abusing their power.

“Don’t complain when you need them, and they’re not there to help.” 

Yep, nailed it! And when my friend gets a DUI and loses his license I guess I shouldn’t ask for a ride to the airport from any of my other friends.

“A black man raped and killed a girl. Where’s the public outrage for THAT?”

Yeah, because I’m sure he was acquitted of all charges and is sitting at home sharing the Eric Garner video and flaming cops on the internet this very moment.

“If you don’t want to get shot like a criminal, then maybe you shouldn’t run like a criminal.”

Oh, sorry. I didn’t know our entire police force was comprised of the fucking T-Rex species from Jurrasic Park. Does movement trigger the hunt for them? And let’s say the “criminals” ran and got away. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Unless they just committed mass murder, was whatever petty bullshit crime they just committed punishable by death? And for those of you tunnel-visioned dipshits, I’m not talking about the Tsarnaev brothers, or someone who pretends to be armed, or someone who is combative. I’m talking about the David Kassicks, Eric Garners, Israel Hernadez-Llaches, Zachary Hammonds, Michael Browns, and John Crawfords….to name just a few…Ok, maybe Michael Brown doesn’t belong on that list. We all know he became the incredible black hulk and pulled a 6’4 cop out of his car window after the cop politely asked Michael to ambulate onto the beautiful sidewalk next to the street.

So yeah, I have the capability of hating the cops who commit crimes while also maintaining a mental capacity to understand that there are a lot of good cops out there who do noble work. The fact that one upsets me and gets my attention does not preclude me from appreciating the other. I can even go to a restaurant and determine that their food is shit without hating every restaurant on the planet!


So far I’ve only scratched the surface, focusing on the serious shit of killing an unarmed citizen. For more reading about why citizens get annoyed by cops who abuse their power, please read one of my favorite asshole’s articles below:

A Message to Cops by Maddox